Sun, sea and peasant sodomy

Feet

So before we enter October I thought I’d quickly summarise my holiday in September. Booked a cheeky week off work to do a number of things. Here I go…

So not really the start of holidays but Friday ended up eating a GIANT 20 inch pizza, that was tasty. Bitches love coriander

Homeslice pizza

Then Saturday we had some tasty Byron burger.. no photos for that since you know.. I’ve taken it countless times…

Sunday we took a trip to Ikea for some furniture ideas and to consume some long overdue meatballs, they were tasty

Ikea meatballs

Monday was fun, we went to Hampton Court palace to check out the maze initially. We ended up going inside and soaking up some history. I loved studying about Henry VIII back in primary school so it was amaze balls to actually check it out.

Here’s Lauren pointing to a maze:

aMAZEing

aMAZEing right? And here’s Lauren challenging a swan

Swan standoff

Here’s Lauren up a chimney

In the hole 4/4

and here’s Lauren sleeping on a peasant

Sleeping around with the peasants

I did something else to another peasant, but I’ll keep this post SFW and spare the details. Oh and here’s Lauren being a water fountain

Ocean spray

Was fairly tiring at the end of the day so we went back and had some tasty thai food in Wimbledon

Mae Ping - Pad Thai and chiang mai chicken curry

Tuesday we took a trip to Brighton to visit friends. We had a sushi lunch at my sushi place near work

Papaya sushi

met up with people and ate at a japanese place called Pom Poko (like the Ghibli film). Those gyozas were amaze balls

Pom poko

Nearer the evening our bed and breakfast place had a special guest by the bar. If you don’t recognise him then you’re too young

Bodger and Badger (and Lauren)

MASHED POTATOES. The next day we went out and roamed by the beach. Also had a lovely breakfast by the sea which was soon devoured by seagulls. This is Lauren eating her breakfast (not a seagull)

Breakfast by the beach

Back in London we went to Bob’s Lobster to try out a lobster roll and Lobster mac and cheese. Tasty

Bob's Lobster

Thursday we went to our favourite dim sum place Golden Dragon which was closed for refurb. Here’s some crispy deep fried stuff

Vietnamese spring rolls and paper wrapped prawns

We then took a sneaky trip to the natural history museum and saw a dinosaur

In the mouth

Friday we went to a zoo! Here’s some boring wildlife photos

Some weird horn things

I like this guy

Red handed

and tapiers

Tapirs

There was a maze in this zoo too. Was more fun to escape than Hampton court (mazes are cool)

Lost

and that’s about most of the holiday. I think the last few days were spent recovering from all the events mentioned above. We have Florence to visit next. Flights all sorted 🙂

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